TOLONG AJARKAN SAYA SEPEAKING!!

Assalamualaikum w.b.t

Hola..Speaking ENGLISH??? Hadoii, mampukah daku?? I'll try...acececeee.. Eh,kenapa tetiba nak cakap-cakap omputeh ni kak oi?? Kisahnya bermula macam ini.. Petang kelmarin aku dapat panggilan daripada seseorang (cett,skema punya ayat) :-/ Lebih kurang pukul 3 lebih kot, tengah syok-syok meng-online-kan diri, cik Merah aku ni tetiba melalak-lalak kuar lagu Trouble is a Friend tu.. Memang trouble betul la bila aku  nak jawab panggilan tu.. Dah la nombor line KL, si pemanggil pulak Chinesse maa.. (Dalam hati berdebor-debor dah ni, "jangan-jangan orang Celcom call aku tak? bil BB belum langsai habis lagi" adehhh.. ) Ahh,  layan jela dulu.. *sigh

cikTuan : Hello.. (dupdapdupdap hati i u'olls)

Mr.Unknown   : Hello, may I speak to Miss Tuan dot dot dot dot...? 

(mak aih,speaking lol)

cikTuan : Yes, i'm speaking.

Mr.Unknown : I'm ........ (aku tak dengar Inchi tu sebut nama dia apa.heheh).. 

I'm from Bla bla bla bla....., Kuala Lumpur

 (tak perlu kowt nak gitau nama company tu okeh).

cikTuan : Oh, ya? OK.

Mr.Unknown : We had received your resume -  

applying for medical........ 

I'm just want to make sure it first from you.. bla bla bla

cikTuan : A'ah.. I'm applying for that position.

Mr.Unknown : Ok. So, are you interested to working in KL? It's b'coz 

you're in Terengganu - refer to your resume, right?

cikTuan : Yes, i'm at Terengganu right now. (sambil anguk-anguk kepala)

Mr.Unknown : Ok. I'm just wanna check it before we call you for an 

interview bla bla bla bla bla.... (ntah apa lagi dia duk bebel-bebel, 

haku dah tak fokus n haku dah lupa.. tau-tau aku tanya Inchi tu macam ni..)

cikTuan : Ohh. When? (taktau pape,tetiba tanya bila..adeh..

dalam nada terkejut pulak tu) *sigh

Mr.Unknown : Act. we didn't decide when the interview bla bla bla bla.. 

I'm just called to know either you're bla bla bla bla... 

So miss, are you interested to come to KL if you get the iv?

cikTuan : Yes yes, I'm interested (blurr,tapi jawab gak.... 

interested ke interesting? bedal je.. *sigh)

Mr.Unknown : Ok then, anythings we'll contact and inform you later.. 

Thank you.. Bye....

cikTuan : Ok, bye!! klik 

(amik masa nak digest balik apa yg aku dah dengar tadi..)

hewhewhew

Hahaa..Itulah perbualan aku semalam.. I speaking London u'olls.. Tak penah-penah aku nak jawab phone macam tu,skali hamek ko.. Tergagap-gagap aku nak susun ayat sambil nak pikior perkataan-perkataan  yang sesuai.. Berpatah-patah Inchi tu cakap, sepatah dua jer aku balas sambil ulang-ulang ayat dia je..huahuahua.. Nasib kau la kan.. Gilak tak ready lagi nak speaking betul-betul (ceh,mcm la time present dulu kau tak speaking).. Tetiba kot.. Pasni sure kena get ready kalo dapat call 'unknown number' lagi.. heheh.. Dulu-dulu taknak blajar speaking betul-betul, skang kan dah ter-nganga-nganga..dushdushdush.. Mintak keje SWASTA, konpem-konpem ler kena speaking time temuduga.. Bukan kemain tulis dalam resume "Fluent in speaking Malay and GOOD in ENGLISH" hahah.. Dapat tak dapat I.V tu laen citer, yg pasti pasni tidak mesti tidak kena jugak praktis speaking..kiukiukiu.. Oh My English!!!! Nak kena panggil Zain Saidin la ni mintak ajarkan..cettt... Moral of the story, "practice makes perfect" hahahaaa.(nonsense) Sekian...

"Lidah melayu"